I suppose I should
make a list of the things
I don’t very much like.

I’m an optimist so the list
won’t be all that long, though
it grows the more I think about it.

I was going to put
my ex-wife on the list
but she doesn’t like me
and I have no feelings
for her either way.

So it’s down to
autocrats and would be
autocrats, and customer service
people who have no idea
of what that title entails.

Oh, yes, and lima beans
and cauliflower pizza crust.