It was all carefully planned and scripted. It had been rehearsed and modeled to account for and correct any possible failure. This one would go off without a hitch. Her first certainly, but finally attainable after years of close calls but ultimate failures. Nothing would, could, get in the way of success. The music started, four minutes to show time. And a tug on her sleeve. “Mrs. Hennessey, I have to go to the potty real bad”. When the star of the kindergarten pageant was led away, Mrs. Hennessey cried.