She said
you should try
astral projection.
I said
I have tried
transcendental meditation
and even a bit of EST.
She said
that biofeedback
was better than
most of the drugs
she remembered using.
I said
that tequila
took far less practice
if you could stand
the inevitable hangover.
She said
she thought
that dying
was something
like giving birth
I said
that it was more
like an orgasm
that would last
an eternity.
She said
your coffin
would have
a weird projection.
I said
that hers
would have to be
surprisingly wide.
