I am struggling to understand
just who is the target market
with a thirty piece at
of rubber ducks for the bath
that Amazon wants to sell me.
I did have a rubber ducky
for the bath when I was a child
but he was singular, and when
he partially cracked and drowned
I buried him in the backyard
and vowed never to own
waterfowl again, rubber or real.
And a 30 pack, I mean
does Amazon assume that I
have some disorder that would
require 30 ducks in a tub,
and do they all quack in Chinese
and all at once, no doubt making
taking a bath an unbearable task?