I had great plans
for the day, a simple project,
easy install said the instructions
and an hour in, nothing working.
Of course it was a weekend
so I called for help and
the professional worked
another two hours before
announcing nothing doing.
We concluded the product
was dead on arrival, as were
the plans I had made
for the bulk of thd day,
but there was the cost
of the service call, of course
at weekend surcharge rates,
to make the failure more painful.
If he were to appear here suddenly
I suspect Shakespeare would
be running a small theater group
in Brooklyn catering to an audience
drawn mostly from the LGBTQ
community, alternating productions
of gays and lesbians with Trans
and gender fluid having free choice
to reflect their true selves and not
in the roles genetics cast them.
If you asked him why, he’d say
that it was all Elizabeth’s fault, her
rule all roles were to be played
by male actors, no Joseph Fiennes
to set the old girl straight, a Puckish
way of putting it he’d admit, and
is it any wonder that a damned Scot
took the throne on her death,
he would add as a bellicose Falstaff,
she was a shilling short of a pound.