SUITS HIM

She says she is certain
that she has seen
the archangel Gabriel.
It was late at night, to be sure,
but it clearly wasn’t
someone of this world
and equally clearly not an alien,
since there was no UFO or wormhole.
She knew, as well, it wasn’t God,
“Why would God trifle with me,
when there are so many
more important people
to scare the devil out of. 
It had to be Gabriel,
I just know it,
and in the end
he did prove it to me,
not by speaking of course,
his presence was communication
enough, but by how he dressed.
Only Gabriel,” she noted,
“would dare appear in public
in a deep beige Armani linen suit.”